The Skolney Blog

Basically nothing matters much in the Vikings game. Even if Carlson struggles again he's at least getting September as our kicker. I think Siemian having a nice game could calm some fears. --Of course the Goofs are struggling with New Mexico State. BuT wHy WoNt PeOpLe BuY tIcKeTs??? --When you would gladly participate in #minnesocial but you're banned. 😠😠😠 --Gophers now blowing out New Mexico. Never doubted em. --Siemian still hasn't done a thing this preseason but I'd be shocked if Sloter jumps him. --Big kick for Carlson! --I feel like the fact I've spent a whole lot more time watching the 6-3 game than the 48-10 game reflects my poor judgment. --I really do like Kyle Sloter. I also hope he never has to take a meaningful snap for this team. Preseason over. Vikings go 3-1. Came out of it all relatively healthy. Time to commence #AssignmentAtlanta. SKOL

What a sad little bitch you have to be to go through pages and pages of this blog to find stuff to screenshot in order to try to impress the gutless, dickless coward Kevin.

I feel bad for Teddy. Brees is hella durable(not sure he's missed any time during his Saints tenure), and hardly looks ready to retire. He's basically still competing with Brady to break all of Manning's records. Teddy won't even get to play.

Because of course he does. But the orange traitor claims the left will be the violent ones, which is hilarious. The right is who have been violent. The right is who are violent now. And the right are who will be violent if we mercifully get that blue wave. Trump laid the ground work for this before the 2016 election. He spent weeks talking about how it would be rigged against him, so that if he had lost his violent cult followers would have reacted with violence. With riots. With threats against Hillary. This is what Trump the sociopath wants. If the blue wave happens(I'm still skeptical due to Russia being allowed to hack our voting machines without pushback) the LEFT will become violent? For what reason? Trump will be instantly a lame duck if the dems get congress back. He will still have power, but nowhere near what he has now with a treasonous, complicit GOP. The dems can check damn near everything this fat fuck tries to do. If there would be violence, it would be from the c...

But these WNBA playoffs are REALLY good. And fuck Diana Taurasi. Seriously.

Are we sure this wasn't Kevin taking out Teddy Bridgewater fans?

Garbage people, every god damn last one of them. And the hypocrisy for these scums of the earth to call McCain a traitor, while they simultaneously defend the treasonous orange cocksucker in the white house, is off the charts. I would say that I'd like to see every Trump supporter die of brain cancer, but that's not fast acting enough.

Remember, if a single offensive lineman makes the slightest mistake at any point tonight, it means the entire team is in disarray and will go 3-13. Or at least that's how certain media members spin it. Again, just stay healthy. I don't wanna see that god damn cart once tonight. --Carlson missing his 1st kick after officially winning the kicking job is one of those things that's so predictable you gotta laugh. --CJ H.A.M. --Seahawks score on us following a literally perfect lob to Marshall. Sometimes the other guys just make a play so perfect you can't stop it. --Vikings Reddit making Vikings Twitter look calm, reasoned and rational by comparison. Apparently we're going 2-14 cause we gave up 1 touchdown drive to a good quarterback. --It would be really nice if Daniel Carlson were not another mentally weak idiot. Time will tell on this one. --I'm satisfied with what I saw from Cousins. Bailed out on a couple plays smartly, made some nice throws, showed he c...

Also funny: the Sparks getting thumped by 30 points by Washington.

The Lynx went out the way they came in in 2018, and the way they played so many infuriating games in between. The dynasty as we knew it is over. Lindsay Whalen's playing career is officially over. It's just frustrating. Because this game was SO winnable. Early on it looked like just the right kind of game for the Lynx, a scrappy defensive battle. And the offense was playing crisper than usual, with some great support by Temi Fagbenle, and they got up 11. But then the Lynx began playing like the 2018 Lynx again, so it meant stupid, amateurish turnovers that put the defense in a hole, horrible shot selection, bad fouls. Everything that loses you a basketball game, everything that lost the Lynx more games this year than the previous 2 combined. This whole season they never shook the bad habits, they never switched it up. They did nothing. At least they didn't bow out in a rout like that horrific Phoenix series in 2014. They did make a comeback, again sparked by a Lindsay 3....

What a fucking phony. 

Glad to see him catch on. He's well past his prime, but he ran at like a 1,200 yard pace with Arizona last year, so I bet he can get close to 1,000. He only needs about 900 more yards to move up to 8th place all time. The Vikings officially announced the end of the kicking battle, cutting Cobra Kai. That probably could have been done in May, but I suppose they had to at least made sure Carlson was capable. Frees up a little more cap money too.

Ideally Lindsay Whalen would get to bow out of the WNBA in another finals and another celebration. I don't quite think that's going to happen, but her regular season career could not have had a much better ending. Tonight's game didn't really MEAN anything for the Lynx, since they were locked into the 7th seed no matter what, and during the game the outcome also became meaningless for Washington. But it was still a hell of a game, and the 4th quarter was classic Lynx. Classic Whalen. The Lynx shot well enough to keep it close into the 4th quarter, and then down 69-67, Lindsay drained a 3 to give them the lead. That was the spark that ignited a classic Lynx 4th quarter, the kind they basically haven't been able to muster really all year. They pulled away, with slick offense and tough defense. Lindsay got a well deserved standing ovation when she left the game, and the Lynx won. And the postgame ceremony was cool, capped by Lindsay sort of rambling all over the pla...

Can't tweet during games, so I'll just put some random game stuff in here. --1st thing I did after getting back to my seat at the purple palace was to fix my eyes on about the 40 yard line and replay the Minneapolis Miracle in my head about 10 times. --I bet if Kevin were here he'd try to get in fights with anybody wearing a Teddy jersey. --How Mack AND Barr both gonna drop picks at once? --1st team OL had a rough 2nd game, albeit against one of the best Ds in the league. --Kai probably lost the kicking battle with that miss. If he hadn't already. --Poor Blake Bortles. Not only is he left in to play the whole 1st half, but he isn't able to move the ball at all against our 2nd team defense. --Mike Hughes looks great. --SO MANY INJURIES Overall this was the game that people point to when they say how bad preseason football is. This game was bad from an entertainment point of view. It was bad from a logical point of view, with awful penalties, including a roug...

Starting the day making threats against myself and Michelle, replete with cheap insults, and rallying his circle jerkers to tell him how great he is. Then he's all "I'm above this I'm gonna go drive my fancy car to the lake to ride my fancy boat" Must not be having that much fun at the lake though since he then decides to attack Don from Ohio and tell him that he should fall off the wagon and start drinking again, and that he should leave the Vikings fanbase altogether cause he dares to like Teddy Bridgewater. Then he follows this with a tweet proclaiming how much he loves Jesus. Cause we all know that Jesus taught us to hate thy neighbor who likes a different football player than thy. Lol. This motherfucker is losing whatever traces of a mind he had left. And I'm happy to have played even a small part in triggering the meltdown.

I think barring a new injury he is back for at least 1 more season, but that curtain call he had tonight was still quite a moment.

Did your "lawyer friend" laugh his ass off when you told him you were going to sue me for libel? If not you might wanna check his credentials. But then again, your old ass still never figured out the definition of a threat either, so I will securely go on trusting your lack of legal knowledge. Besides, I'm still on the run from when that retarded buddy of yours Rick tweeted to the FBI to report me for....something. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 But don't fear, I won't call you that again. Your sins are between you and your god. Hello also to your circle jerker buddies, none of whom I ever interacted with but who all claim to know me. The people I ACTUALLY interacted with on twitter know what I'm about. Oh shit, there's the FBI van. Gotta go......

So I'll give Jack and his far right freak friends some credit this time. They found me. I got suspended for trying to "evade" permanent suspension by creating new accounts. Now, I had created this latest account on July 1st, so taking six weeks to find me is maybe not THAT impressive. But I hadn't had any of those little dings in that time, so I was starting to feel fairly safe. So I feel pretty blindsided. I'm guessing they either found me through my phone number, although I was able to confirm the account with it so why the wait? Or they somehow found me through the twitter browser  cause my old stuff was still on there, although I never accessed my latest account through anything except the app. Or perhaps in some creepy database the name "Skolney" itself is some flagged term, although again I was that name there almost right away. I feel like I've made a lot of blog posts about my issues with twitter. The flap over their singular defense of Al...

I'm sure that I am not alone in this among Minnesota sports fans, but my interest in women's basketball pretty much started with Lindsay Whalen. The couple runs the Gophers made with her were more of a fun novelty, in that they did not led me to becoming some huge fan of that program. But that's probably more due to the inability to sustain any sort of success. And my WNBA fandom absolutely spawned from Whalen. The Lynx were just not a thing that interested me. The 1st game I went to wasn't until 2007...and that was to see Whalen's Sun. But then when the Lynx traded for her in 2010 I was instantly pumped. That season I went to 4 games....all losses. 🤨 Impossible to say if Whalen's presence alone would have sustained that interest, but in 2011 we got Maya, and titles began to roll in. And certainly I don't see the interest in the Lynx waning with her retirement. But it's definitely the end of an era. Kind of the latest in a string. When Br...