MTV VMA live blog

Okay, since nothing else is really happening on this rainy Monday night I'm gonna live blog the VMAs.

These shows used to matter to me, as did popular music. I probably haven't even attempted to watch the VMAs in many years.

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Ugh...Taylor Swift? Are we still doing this? I think she's doing the song where she equates generations of LGBT discrimination to people saying bad things about her.
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Hmm, well, I at least do recognize a majority of the names.of performers.
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This host is like a 4th rate Andrew Dice Clay. Man, the VMAs used to get top level comedians like Chris Rock to host. Now we get this irritating douchebag.
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Pepa from Salt n Pepa is completely unrecognizable.
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Absolutely nothing about Cardi B is tolerable. Nothing.
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I will always confuse Shawn Mendes with Shawn Mullins.
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Lizzo is alright. She's one of us, so that's cool.
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So Lil Nas X isn't a parody? Are we sure?
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I cannot believe it is 2019 and Taylor Swift is still doing her fake shocked face when she wins an award.
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MTV using fucking TIMBERLAKE in their Missy Elliott tribute? Are you serious right now? That dipshit never even worked with her.
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Missy did a lot of writing and producing with Aaliyah, so she gets a pass with me, but I really never liked any of her music. This medley only reinforces that. Other than The Rain I don't like any of them.
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AND FFS STOP SHOWING GOD DAMN TAYLOR SWIFT'S FRONT ROW "LOOK AT ME" DANCING!
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Cardi B is like a space alien came to earth and tried to assimilate a human host, but hasn't yet learned how to speak or even perform basic human functions.
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I wouldn't kick Camilla Cabello out of bed for eating crackers 
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There is no way 90% of those screaming fools in the audience know who John Travolta is.
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Wasn't Taylor's most recent album a consensus flop? What's with all these awards?
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Miley Cyrus here to sing the song about her divorcing her husband after cheating on him with another woman. I like her music, but man she needs to crash and burn.
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Billie Eilish seems like Fiona Apple without the smug pretension, or Avril Lavigne without the obvious fakeness.
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Some dude performing in a fat suit amidst fake cacti. Did I take LSD earlier?
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Okay I'm here for this Jersey rap performance. Or at least the Redman and Naughty(oh where my kitty cat) parts. And Wyclef doing Gone Til November, one of the best songs ever made. And Queen Latifah doing U.N.I.T.Y.
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It's over! I survived! That show was mostly unbearable, as any VMAs I've seen since the late 2000s has been.

Comments

  1. MichelleAugust 26, 2019 at 8:01 PM

    Maybe Cardi B is a skrull or a chomicron.
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    I’ve never been a fan of Taylor, and I don’t understand why people are so obsessed/enthralled with her.
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    Justin needs to go far far away. Like on an island with Trump.
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    I stopped watching after Lizzo.
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    Next year they need Britney.

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  2. MichelleAugust 26, 2019 at 8:32 PM

    And Camila Cabello is the musical guest on SNL October 12. (David Harbour is hosting.)

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