Reasons Britney Spears should be the next Minnesota Vikings head coach

1. She would make the team Stronger.

2. The locker room definitely would not be Toxic. 

3. A cursed franchise would immediately become a lot more Lucky. 

4. She would always make sure the players put in their Work Bitch.

5. We would not win Everytime, but we would definitely win Sometimes

6. She would obviously lead the team to Glory.


Bonus reason: All the tackling dummies would look like Jamie. 

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