Fuck the Twins

Fuck their choke artist starters, who can never even get past 6 innings, and who almost always give runs back immediately.

Fuck their choke artist bullpen, who throw stupid pitches in every situation, blow every big chance they get.

Fuck their choke artist fielding. It's like a game can't officially start until they've committed their first amateurish throwing error.

Fuck their embarrassing choke artist filled lineup. Oh wow you hit some solo homeruns great! Try getting a clutch 2 out hit with risp. Try hitting a sac fly when the tying run in on 3rd. Try not shitting your pants everytime you load the bases. I swear teams are intentionally letting them load the bases cause of how god damn incompetent these choke artists are in those situations. Try not going scoreless for inning after inning every fucking game.

Fuck Rocco Baldelli. He is so overmatched it's unreal. He sits back and watches this team give up a 12 game division lead but keeps sending out the same shitty pitchers, making the same shitty decisions with lineups and resting players. How did we ever think this schmuck was going to take down a Terry Francona team?

Fuck the Pohlads, cause we know they could have signed a Keuchel or Kimbrel but wouldn't. We know they could sign off on a splash trade before July 31st but won't.

Fuck the pollyanna fans on reddit who keep whining like bitches when realists like me point out the unavoidable reality that this team is fucking DONE. They were fucking frauds for 2 months. They have been the epitomie of underachievement and mediocrity for 2 months.

Fuck me for ever believing in these choke artists.

And fuck Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady, just because that can never be said enough.

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