The Skolney Blog

I bet Sarah "The Pig Woman" Sanders will have some crocodile tears for that too though.

Thanos Every white school shooter All the murder cops (oh wait, none of them are ever convicted to begin with) All those fine people in Aryan gangs in prison Hitler, just because Meanwhile he'll continue to say the Central Park Five all still need to be executed.

Meanwhile the useless old cocksucker calls me "a vile, hateful human being" literally 1 tweet earlier. You circle jerker fucknuts really don't understand how words work. Still waiting for that knock on my door from the FBI btw. 😂😂😂

It could be they are just having their yearly bad stretch right at the start this year, but something feels very off.

This has to be an awkward moment for the crybaby righties, who just spent a week cheering the NFL banning one kind of speech, but who now saw their newly announced Queen Roseanne fired from her show for her latest insane racist attacks. I'm sure they will formulate a truly intellectual response to all this.

Another entire NBA season that was a waste of everyone's time. Utterly baffling to me that nobody seems to care this sport's regular season and most of its playoffs are meaningless year after year. PS, thoughts and prayers to die hard Rockets fan Justin Timberlake during this difficult time.

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The 2018 Twins are a catastrophe. They have neared the end of the season's 2nd month and would already be completely buried in a stacked American League if it weren't for a surprisingly mediocre start by the Indians. But that won't last. Cleveland will start winning, and there is ZERO reason to believe the Twins will follow suit. This club is a disaster. The pitching staff has held in there. They aren't the thing that is sinking the season. But eventually that dam will break. This lineup is a horror show, and worse, it's a very boring horror show. Aside from Kepler and Rosario, this whole thing is a joke. Sano is just lost. He's regressed horribly from a limited slugger to a guy who doesn't even slug. I pine for Byron Buxton to become a star. He's a brilliant fielder, and god....if he could just hit .250 he would be one of the most valuable players in the league. But he can't even get CLOSE to .200. And he has zero power. Both these guys are lookin...

I can't say I particularly like the terms of the trade, with the Twins giving up a fairly high draft pick to get a middling catcher prospect and only a fraction of savings on the remaining contract, but at least it's done. This closes the book on unquestionably the worst move of the 2nd Terry Ryan era, the needless 3 year extension that will live in Twins infamy.

I know this monster and his crime syndicate have inundated us with countless horrors in the last 18 months, but I feel like the demonic process of tearing children away from immigrant parents, then funneling them to sex traffickers, while destroying any and all records that they ever existed, should be kind of a big deal.

Unlike most people, I like EVERY Star Wars movie. I'm not one of those angry fanboys who 20 years ago cried that George Lucas raped my childhood, and I'm not spending my days now whining that the franchise has become a SJW agenda. I still like them all, but Solo mostly left me just shrugging my shoulders. I mean, it's fine. It's a solid piece of summer entertainment. It has a couple standout performances. It has a couple very good set pieces. But it has a serious lack of that franchise magic. It's inconsequential. It's my least favorite film in the franchise. Alden Ehrenreich is a decent Han. It's not entirely just a Harrison Ford impression. But thankfully it's more of an ensemble, so we get the always great Woody Harrelson, the sorely underrated Emilia Clarke, and best of all Donald Glover's fantastic version of Lando Calrissian. The characters carry this thing, cause the plot is a snooze. And you can easily tell this film underwent a change of ...

Hope a black defensive lineman takes him down and destroys his knee and career this season.

That's an unprecedented level of bandwagon.

So it's either see Las Vegas win a Stanley Cup as an expansion team, or see Washington win and end their city's title drought, which is more or less tied with Minnesota for the longest drought of markets with all 4 major sports. Blarrgggh

Well, the NFL really did it this time. They bent over and took it up the ass from Trump like they were Sean Hannity. Banning peaceful protest under the threat of fines. Classic example of the so called liberal media (which doesn't exist and hasn't for years) allowing the right wing to completely distort a story so they can have their way. Nobody protested against the flag. Nobody protested against the military. Nobody protested against America. Anyone who believes any of those 3 fallacies can kindly drop dead. I'm not black, but if I were I imagine I would be pretty god damn worried on a daily basis that today was going to be the day some sociopath cop with no worry of repercussions was going to decide to kill me for literally no reason. Cause it happens, despite what the Trumptards insist. So Colin Kaepernick and then a few other players do a silent, utterly harmless protest during the anthem, and the Nazis lose their fucking minds. Then Dotard chimes in and it beco...

Trumptard cocksuckers losing their shit over Netflix making a deal with the Obamas to produce some shows for the service. Naturally these basement-dwelling fucks are calling for their patented boycotts, which is of course hilarious. These inbred twits do nothing but watch Fox News 24/7. They don't subscribe to Netflix. Netflix is Hollywood, after all, and these bloated fucknuts hate Hollywood. I'm sure it will be just as successful as all their other boycotts though.

So...I've now seen TWO Lynx losses in person since the start of 2011 (opposite like 30-some wins). And they're the last 2 games played at Target Center, Both against the hated Sparks. This one was not quite as gut-wrenching, but still. The fact the Lynx had any chance to win at all, let alone hold a 1 point lead in the waning seconds, is some kind of miracle. 25 turnovers, I believe,  was the final total. Oof. And it felt like it. Never seen a sloppier performance by this club  That 3rd quarter in particular was a nightmare. And then the defense, which had largely shut LA down in the 4th, allows a fairly easy drive to the basket for the win. Shame. Hopefully it's just a matter of both rust, and also the fact this is a roster with a lot of new faces. You hate to lose to LA like that, cause you're likely going to be fighting for seeding with them later on, and it isn't like the NBA where the regular season simply does not matter. I tend to lean way more towards bru...

The first season of this show was a masterpiece. I'd probably put it among my top 10 favorite single seasons of any show ever. I also didn't really see where a season 2 would even go. It goes all over the place as it turns out. Rather than largely staying focused on the characters of Hannah and Clay, this season really expands the scope of things, and occasionally stumbles by spending too much time with poor characters or tedious story beats. So we got Clay talking to force ghost Hannah, and dating that cool Skye from last season, until she is written out of the show pretty quickly. And dealing with the trial involving the school's culpability in Hannah's death. And dodging threats from Jocky McRaperBoy(aka Bryce) and his sexual assault squad. Jocky McRaperBoy was the worst part of season 1 too, and here his one note role gets a major uptick in screen time. It's really absurd how over the top some of this gets, between how almost cartoonishly evil he and his budd...

If the Timberwolves choose to trade KAT over firing that fat, useless tub of lard Tom Thibodeau, I have zero hesitation saying that I will NEVER support that franchise again. The Thibs hire has already been, despite the 47 win season, one of the worst moves in the history of a franchise that's cornered the market on terrible decisions. He is a garbage coach, who his players hate (aside from Jimmy Butler, whose allegiance to this idiot is bordering on Stockholm Syndrome). He has zero idea how to coach an NBA team in 2018. He barely did in 2010. The Wolves improved cause they added Butler and Gibson. *I* could have coached that team to a.significant improvement with that personnel. Actually, I'd have done better cause I wouldn't have run Ricky Rubio out of town. And KAT hates the guy, and why wouldn't he? He's not stupid. He can tell how this franchise is fucked with him as coach and gm. If they had just kept Sam Mitchell this team would be on its way. Sure they wou...

It more than gets the job done as a Deadpool sequel. I kind of thought the 1st one was a little overrated, though I did like it. I just wished it were actually as funny as everyone involved thought it was. This one mostly IS that funny. The meta jokes and sometimes obvious cracks at other comic book franchises really do land. And everything else that really did work the first time again works here. Plus you get lots of good new stuff. Specifically Domino, played by the amazing Zazie Beetz, and also Josh Brolin's Cable, who is a ton more fun and interesting a character than the trailers let on.

Cue the thoughts and prayers from sociopaths who cheer for murder on a daily basis.

In my Twitter exile, where all I can do now is browse, I've noticed something interesting, though not at all surprising considering what was done to my accounts (and many others). My personalized feed got obliterated too, so I click on any trending topic, or search any topic, and up pops a feed that is, presumably, the Twitter default. These are the tweets Twitter wants you to see, whether explicitly promoted or not. So click on or search for anything politically based, and what pops up? A nonstop, relentless feed of nothing but right wingers. All those bottom feeder trash like Dana Loesch or Ben Shapiro or Laura Ingraham or any of the other Faux News psychos. Or of course the Trump crime family themselves. That's it. That's what Twitter wants people to consume. Sure it can be avoided if you can pick and choose who you want to follow, or block, but when it comes to that middle ground of either moderates, or just people not that interested in politics, Twitter has decided...

I can only imagine how much more fixing will take place now. That Yankee strike zone is about to shrink even more.

Got in bed around the 8th inning last night, decided at the top of the 9th "hey I'll lay my head down for a moment" And the next thing I knew I woke up with 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th (wait, why are they playing a BOTTOM 9?) and Provus sounding very excited. So good on dem boys. They've turned around a season that was looking destined for 2016 levels of despair just a week and a half ago.

Oh Kev, Kev, Kev, you ignorant slut. Even Helen Keller could grasp the simple point. Don't care who or what you are. Never will. But you idiots lose your shit over "threats" that aren't threats, which also can't be threats to people who 1. I don't know their name 2. I don't know where they live 3. I don't know what they look like I could explain this very simple point further, but given your obvious lack of basic intelligence, it would be quite pointless. But hey, I'm sure the FBI will be banging down my door any minute now. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Ps. If someone is going to say I look like a rat, best if they don't themselves resemble a sentient bowel movement. 🍿🍿🍿🍿

Let's break down the idiocy.... A threat means I am saying I am going to do something. Which I didn't do. Didn't on twitter either. Didn't say *I* was gonna do shit. I don't even own a gun, and even if I did, I wouldn't waste bullets on trash. And how would I? You got one circle jerker who hides behind an animal photo. They could be a man, woman, adult, kid...who knows? They could live in Russia for all I know. And the other may or may not post under a real first name, may or may not in fact BE a St. Paul resident. Again, who the hell knows? Exactly how would I go about shooting them when they could be anyone anywhere? But I get it. It all goes to your ingrained right wing paranoia. Everyone's a threat. You have to live your life scared of everybody. That's what keeps you in line. I can only imagine the degree to which you clowns would lose your minds if I were black.....or foreign! 😨 But hey, keep it up. I can only browse twitter now, an...

Brooklyn Nine Nine is probably the best comedy on any network or service and has been been for several years. The Last Man on Earth has grown from that rather dreadful 1st season into one of the most consistently oddball and unique shows on TV. Fox cancels both, and will give that horseshit Tim Allen show Last Man Standing one of the slots. Ridiculous.

....and they've already made it as far as the Wild ever have.

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The 3rd collab between Jason Reitman and Diablo Cody, after the very good Young Adult and before that the nearly perfect Juno. I'd rank this 3rd among the 3. But for much of the way it's very, very good. The depiction of everything happening to Charlize Theron as she gives birth to her 3rd kid and deals with all the stress involved felt very authentic. It's kind of funny how even after packing on like 50 pounds for the role, and mostly being shown with bags under the eyes, and frumpy clothes, Theron still looks stunning. I dock the movie some for a late in the game twist involving the title character played by Mackenzie Davis, the "night nanny" who comes to help Theron out. It's a clever bit of writing, sure, but it just felt like the wrong movie to do it in. It undercuts the authenticity that had been the movie's strongest suit.

$100 million guaranteed for Matty Ice. I'm sure the anti-Cousins whiners will admit they were again wrong.

Twitter got me again. For calling Kanye "uncle Tom" I can't even LOOK at twitter now. I can't contact twitter. So I can't do ANYTHING. I give up. I just quit. I don't even know if this is permanent. Does it matter? Twitter is nothing but hassle at this point. It hasn't been enjoyable for months. If by some chance I do get back in I might just use it for browsing. I hate that I can't even LOOK at it. What's the point of doing that?