NFL Week 5 recap

Thursday:

BEARS 40, COMMANDERS 20

Sure, that makes sense. Washington takes Philly into OT on the road, then a few days later gets absolutely clowned by Justin Fields. 

Sunday:

JAGUARS 25, BILLS 20

The Bills were killing teams the last 3 weeks, but lost to the London Jags rather convincingly. 

LIONS 42, PANTHERS 24

Any fight the Panthers showed against us was absent here. Guess the Lions are just going to have it all this year. 

DOLPHINS 31, GIANTS 16

Miami bounced back from their Buffalo blowout by crushing the again inept Giants. 

STEELERS 17, RAVENS 10

The Steelers defense rebounded from a blowout as well, causing a pretty awful Lamar Jackson game and getting a late TD pass to win
 
COLTS 23, TITANS 16

The Colts win was largely a Gardner Minshew game, since Anthony Richardson got hurt yet again. 

SAINTS 34, PATRIOTS 0

Bill Belichick suffered his worst ever loss last week, and now suffers his worst shutout loss. He might not even be able to last long enough to pass Don Shula.

FALCONS 21, TEXANS 19

Just as I was starting to buy into the improved Texans they go and blow a game late to the lowly Desmond Ridder. 

EAGLES 23, RAMS 14

The Eagles go to 5-0 with a pretty workmanlike win.

BENGALS 34, CARDINALS 20

Joe Burrow has his 1st big game of the year. We'll see if that's just cause of the lowly competition. 

JETS 31, BRONCOS 21

The Sean Payton disaster hire hits another low. 

49ERS 42, COWBOYS 10

The unbeaten 49ers destroyed Dallas. They have scored 99 more points than they've given up. They're looking like they have the potential to be one of those all time teams. 

Monday:

RAIDERS 17, PACKERS 13

One of the few bright spots in this shitty NFL season is Jordan Love being awful. Josh McDaniels tried to give it away, but Love couldn't do it. 

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